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okay dear people who get pissed because whatever fanfiction they happen to read has “cisscum priveledge”

you really need to turn off the damn computer and go outside and get a breath of fresh air

or if that’s too daunting then just write your own stuff and fap to that

Nev probably could make a better movie than M. Night after all the crazy plot twist shit he’s witnessed 

also ik some people are into trannies and that is alright with me but it’s still striking as fuck that the guy was sad ebony was actually a full blown woman, but she looks like my uncle in a wig though so she did some magical fuckery right there so she gets a award. But I feel bad for the guy more and don’t feel bad at the same time because the dude used her to pay his bills all this time, but then again she accepted and lied to him, and he just got thrown out the fucking closet on national television

and dude i don’t think you need to think that much about who you try to see from now on because everyone now knows you love penis 

so I’ve been taking vyvanse and this other pill to help the vyvanse work all day, and frankly I feel like i’m on coke or something but everything seems so clear and not jumpy its great

I think it’s controlling impulses more than actual focus, like I can actually sit still a read a book for 30+ minutes but its not like I’m engrossed in the whole book. When I wasn’t on meds I couldn’t get past like 3 pages without wanting to walk around and do something else. I had to be bored out of my mind in a place with no internet access or electronics in order for me to finish a book

is there anyone that plays MK9 online that doesn’t use scorpion sub zero noob smoke and raiden and doesn’t spam unblockables or teleport all match long

god i wish i was good at street fighter but I have a life

LOOKING FOR NEW XBOX FRIENDS LIKE THE LONELY WHORE I AM 

GT: pr0crastinatin 

I would love somebody that routinely plays H4 OR H3/ODST and you don’t have to have an amazing K/D because frankly idgaf however if you want to add me but you care about K/D mine overall is 1.32, average K/D pretty much but I usually am willing to be cannon fodder in Oddball and Dominion and I’m a pretty good vehicle driver in BTB if you need one

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love how i went from “lol xDDDD ill type how i liek xD rawr” to “Text talk is stupid. I’m never going to typo ever again in my whole life~” to “r u fuckin srs rn i dont have time 4 this shit”

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i just got back from a physical, either they measured wrong or I’m the only person on earth who loses weight after thanksgiving 

you might as well give me that spot in the guinness book bitches 

missingoctober:

missingoctober:

BATH TIME

tHAT IS NOT THE GIF I MEANT TO USE DEAR LORD

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